The Juice Is Loose On Twitter... And I've Got Questions For Him

What exciting news to wake up to this morning.

Everyone's favorite Heisman Trophy Winner/Actor/Alleged Murderer, Orenthal James Simpson, has officially entered the Twitterverse.

If you're not excited about this, we have little else in common. O.J. Simpson armed with nothing but a cell phone (which is probably the safest thing for him to be armed with) spouting his thoughts.

I understand Mr. Simpson (O.J., not Homer) is a controversial figure due the fact that he tried to steal his own memorabilia, and also allegedly murdered two people. All this shows me is that his decision making abilities are far from excellent, and for the Tweet-reading public, this is what you live for.

He even ended his intro video by saying "I got some gettin' even to do." He has already slipped up! On Tweet 1!

I'm sure everyone has questions for O.J. and now we all have a line of communication. What would you ask him? I'd love to hear them, just don't steal mine, which are as follows:

  • What was Leslie Nielsen like?
  • Do you say "ketchup" or "catsup."
  • What are the three albums you would take with you to a desert island?
  • What was your prison nickname? Was it "Juice" like it is on the outside?
  • Did you think Cuba Gooding Jr. did a good job playing you? I did.
  • Settle this once and far all: Is a hotdog a sandwich?
  • What's your biggest pet peeve? Is it liars? Loud chewing?
  • What's wrong with USC football these days?
  • Khloe Kardashian is your kid, right?
  • How is it that Reggie Bush got some gifts and lost his Heisman, but you (allegedly) killed two people and committed armed robbery and still have yours?
  • What's your favorite vacation spot?
Let me know in the comments what you'd ask O.J., then let the tweeting begin!


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