What exciting news to wake up to this morning. Everyone's favorite Heisman Trophy Winner/Actor/Alleged Murderer, Orenthal James Simpson, has officially entered the Twitterverse. Coming Soon!!! pic.twitter.com/R1tXOuuLgO — O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) June 15, 2019 If you're not excited about this, we have little else in common. O.J. Simpson armed with nothing but a cell phone (which is probably the safest thing for him to be armed with) spouting his thoughts. I understand Mr. Simpson (O.J., not Homer) is a controversial figure due the fact that he tried to steal his own memorabilia, and also allegedly murdered two people. All this shows me is that his decision making abilities are far from excellent, and for the Tweet-reading public, this is what you live for. He even ended his intro video by saying "I got some gettin' even to do." He has already slipped up! On Tweet 1! I'm sure everyone has questions for O.J. and now we all have a line of commu...

Jimmy Fallon thanking Jimmy Fallon 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/Q8LaY2sZ94 — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 25, 2018 Oops! Who saw this one coming? In the middle of a spat with President Trump , Jimmy Fallon gets caught patting himself on the back for a charitable donation by accidentally tweeting from his normal account. The tweet was deleted, which is why I stuck it above (I gotchu!). Clearly what happened is that Ol' Jimmy was on his phone and forgot which Twitter account he was tweeting from. But so what if he's got burner accounts? I guarantee most people in the public eye (for some reason especially if they're associated with the NBA ) have accounts that they use to pump their own tires or see what people are saying about them while they remain incognito behind the mask of anonymity available to us all, known as the internet. I'm just disappointed in how he intended on using it, to pat himself on the back for a charitable donation. The most char...