The Women's World Cup is under way, and for the next month I'm all about it. The Stanley Cup Final has a maximum of two games remaining, so I'm looking for that next thing to whet my sports whistle. The World Cup is so great because it's one month every few years where we all put aside our differences and collectively forget about what a wildly corrupt organization FIFA is. As an American, the Women's World Cup is more exciting than the Men's because we not only qualified for this one, we even have a chance to win it! Do you know how mad that has to make all of the soccer crazed countries when we win soccer tournaments? Soccer is so unpopular here in our country, compared to everywhere else in the world that we call it soccer. Why not call it "football" like everyone else?  Because we came up with a better sport and we're going to use the name just to bug everyone else on the planet. Say it with me ladies and gentlemen: U.S.A., U.S....