In about a month-and-a-half, I will have my five-year high school reunion. Honestly, I didn't realize that five years constituted a reunion. I always thought you needed to have a couple grey hairs and an ill-advised first marriage that has since fallen apart before you started clamoring for some semblance of your bygone high school days, and it was my impression that that took at least ten years post-graduation. Regardless, a class reunion means that I'll have the opportunity to lie to my former classmates about what I've been up to for the past five years. This scenario has played out in every sitcom ever made. A character has to attend their high school reunion, but is embarrassed by what they haven't accomplished so they make up a story; a story which is typically foiled, and hilarity ensues. I've always wanted to do this and now is my first chance, so let's explore some possibilities. All-Star Cricket Player "Is anyone here familiar with...