Week by week, I'm exposing Nostradamus for the hack he was. I don't mean to brag, but I am absolutely crushing this old French nerd.  Let us recap my predictions from last week: Someone will be videotaped saying or doing something that offends others. I made the prediction and lawyer Aaron Schlossberg absolutely delivered. The kind folks of the internet also gave us this video of him running from reporters while the Benny Hill music plays , which is something we all need in our lives. An internet meme will be perceived one way by one group and another way by another group. Does the toy in this video say "Brainstorm" or "Green Needle?" Honestly, who gives a shit? Well, apparently the internet does, and that's another prediction that came true from your friendly neighborhood clairvoyant, Mattstradamus. The casting of a movie or TV show will enrage nerds. I saw some people on Twitter whining about Alden Ehrenreich's performance as...