I'm not sure if any of you have recently checked your  Far Side desk calendar , but we're in to the month of June and that means that it's officially "Going Outside SZN." And do you know what's outside? That's right, animals. And many of them would rip you to shreds if given the chance. Because I'm a nice guy, I'd hate to see you get torn apart by an animal. So, today I want to talk about animal attack survival techniques. Bears Most of my bear attack knowledge comes from that movie The Revenant  Leonardo DiCaprio gets annihilated by a grizzly bear for several hours. Here's what I know about surviving a bear attack, and this shouldn't come as much of a suprise: Not much. But in fairness to me I'm not convinced that anyone actually knows. I've heard that if you're attacked by a bear you should make yourself appear bigger, but I've also heard you should curl up into a tight little ball. Whic...

Matt tries to figure out the phenomenon that is Goat Yoga and then puts tortoises, pandas, and dolphins in their respective places. Finally, we catch up with radio legend Cal McCallister as he takes some less than complimentary phone calls.