We’re one month away from the premiere of Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, so let’s go back to April of this year, when I ventured into the nerd Valhalla that was Star Wars Celebration Orlando. Now first off, I LOVE Star Wars. I'd consider myself a pretty big fan. Hell, I even thought I was a bit of a nerd going into SWCO (that’s how the kids abbreviated it), but compared to some of the dorks I saw there, I looked like Steve Goddamn McQueen. The event took place at the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando, Florida. I went on a bit of a last second whim. MISTAKE. I didn’t realize just how packed it was going to be. The convention center is a massive place and no matter where you went, you were bumping into people. The line to get into the festival store was three hours long. Three hours of waiting for the opportunity to drop fifty bucks on a shirt. I also didn’t realize that to get into most events you had to buy tickets in addition to the tickets t...