Problems I Need Dennis Rodman To Fix Now That He Solved The Whole North Korea Dilemma
Who'd have thunk it? Dennis Rodman is a world class fixer who was able to solve one of the greatest diplomatic problems in recent history.
Now that he is finished saving the Korean Peninsula from nuclear annihilation, I have some new things he can work on.
Standardize the whole TSA process.
Every single time I fly the drill is different. Take your belt off, leave your belt on, throw your hat in a bin, wear it through the scanner. All I'm asking for is a little bit of consistency. If Dennis was able to get Kin Jong Un and Donny T on the same page, I think he can make it so that when I arrive at the airport I'm supposed to put my shoes in a bin or just throw them loose on the conveyor belt so I don;t get screamed at by a heavy set guy wearing surgical gloves.
Change Ihob back to Ihop.
I think I've only ever eaten at the restaurant formerly known as Ihop once, and if I could sum up my experience in a single word, it would be "meh." Still, changing the name is just flat out dumb and an embarrassing plea for attention. Mr. Rodman, please help us put the "pancakes" back in "International House Of Pancakes."
Help the Flyers win the Stanley Cup.
Sounds like wishful thinking? Well, did you ever think you'd see the President of the United States and the Supreme Leader of North Korea?
Nope. That's the power of one Dennis Rodman.
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