Mattstradamus Predictions: June 3rd, 2018

Time to check on my progress in surpassing that douche Nostradamus as the best predictor of things in history.

I'm a day late getting this posted, but I saw that coming so it doesn't matter.

In case you missed the last week, here's all you need to know: I was a perfect 6-0 going into last week. A clean sheet.

Could I keep it up? Let's find out!

There will be a Memorial Day fireworks mishap.

While not a fireworks mishap in the traditional sense (i.e. no blown off fingers), a fight that breaks out at a fireworks display is still a fireworks mishap.

Haters will say that's a technicality, but we all know I saw it all coming. #Mattstradamus

A dog will earn lots of online attention because it is doing something that makes it look like people.

Heading into the Stanley Cup Final (which we'll touch on again in a bit), Bark-Andre Furry took the internet by storm and made it his bitch (Get it? Dog Joke!). Named after Vegas Golden Knights net minder and Conn Smythe candidate, Marc-Andre Fleury, this lil guy made his mark by wearing goalie pads and a jersey because he thinks he's people. 

Look out CuJo, Bark-Andre is coming to supplant you as everyone's favorite dog related goalie.

The Vegas Golden Knights will open the Stanley Cup Finals on Monday night with a pre-game presentation that's kind of cringey/douchey but also cool at the same time.

Checkity-check-check. Knights, flying performers, and hot chicks pretending to shoot arrows. It was fantastic. The icing on the douche cake? An Imagine Dragons performance prior to game two.

So, I'm 9-0. If I were an NFL team I'd have my sights set on the postseason at this point, but I'm not, so I don't.

What's on tap for next week?

An airline will offer less than stellar service.

I get bonus points if the person who was wronged take to Twitter to complain.

Whether or not the Capitals win tonight's Game Four of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, many will wonder, is it the Cap's year?

Is it? We'll find out.

That yodeling kid will do something and many people will pretend to enjoy it.

Could it be the beginning of the end of the Yodel Kid phenomenon? Let's hope.

Check back next week to see the results!


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