Time to check on my progress in surpassing that douche Nostradamus as the best predictor of things in history. I'm a day late getting this posted, but I saw that coming so it doesn't matter. In case you missed the last week , here's all you need to know: I was a perfect 6-0 going into last week. A clean sheet. Could I keep it up? Let's find out! There will be a Memorial Day fireworks mishap. While not a fireworks mishap in the traditional sense (i.e. no blown off fingers), a fight that breaks out at a fireworks display is still a fireworks mishap. Haters will say that's a technicality, but we all know I saw it all coming. #Mattstradamus A dog will earn lots of online attention because it is doing something that makes it look like people. Heading into the Stanley Cup Final (which we'll touch on again in a bit), Bark-Andre Furry took the internet by storm and made it his bitch (Get it? Dog Joke!). Named after Vegas Golden Knights net minder...

Last week, I did my first ever round of Mattstradamus Predictions , and so far, it's even easier than I thought it would be. Here are the results from last week, prediction by prediction: Today, Mother's Day, people will take to social media proclaiming their mother to be the best mother in the world. Many will make this claim, drawing into question its validity. Unless you lived under a rock and didn't make your way to social media, then you know that I crushed this prediction. How much more right could I have been about this one? None. None more right. Somewhere, the McRib will return... but only for a limited time. Thanks to the kind folks at mcriblocator.com , I can confirm that the McRib was spotted last week in West Palm Beach, Florida. Already 2-0 in my first week of making predictions. I don't like to toss around the word "prodigy" too much, but... President Trump will say something that will ruffle some feathers I thought the times...

Nostradamus made lots of predictions back in the in the sixteenth-century. Some of them cam true but if you make enough of them, you're bound to get some predictions right. Just look at the Simpsons. So, I thought I'd try my hand at making some predictions. Here are the Mattsradamus Predictions for the week of May 13th, 2018: Today, Mother's Day, people will take to social media proclaiming their mother to be the best mother in the world. Many will make this claim, drawing into question its validity. I'm fairly confident about this one. Go to your news feed and you'll see lot's of Mother's Day posts, which is fine, but if you really do love your mom as much as you say you do, there's no need to prove it to your co-workers and casual acquaintances. Somewhere, the McRib will return... but only for a limited time. I've has never had a McRib, but some people enjoy them I suppose. I still can't figure out which animal it's supposed to...