This Dobby The House Elf-Looking Thing Ruined My Night

Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt compelled to check Twitter. I'm not sure why I do this. Hardly anyone is retweeting my fire tweets (which you can find here ) during daylight hours, let alone at 3am when a good chunk of the Western Hemisphere is fast asleep. Sometimes I learn something cool and then peacefully drift back to sleep. Other times, like last evening, I see something so starling that it makes the idea of sleep seem not only impossible, but detrimental to my safety and well-being. It was this tweet and its accompanying video that made me want to dig the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Red Barons promotional baseball bat out of my closet just in case I had to protect myself rom this thing: a lady posted this and said she saw this on her home camera this morning. what y’all think this is ? pic.twitter.com/L98wckn6bO — jey bee . 👑 (@jadynbee_) June 7, 2019 I have no idea what the hell that creature is. All I can tell you is that in my half-aslee...