The Daredevil And Dexter Disclaimers

A few years ago, I was watching the Discovery Channel, and I
watched this guy walk across the Grand Canyon on a tight rope. Once he safely
arrived on the other side, the chief from the local Navajo tribe was there to
reward him. For his efforts, he was rewarded with a bolo tie. He walked across
the Grand Canyon on a rope the width of your thumb, and didn’t even earn a
decent tie.
It does seem that the less elaborate
the stunt the more exciting. Maybe that’s why we don’t see very many extravagant
bus jumping attempts (Side note: I love how buses are used as a unit of
measurement in the daredevil world. I just imagine lots of discussions like, “I’m
not sure if I can jump that canyon. It’s got to be 15, maybe 16, busses wide!).
Anything the Jackass guys do is more entertaining than watching
some trained tight-rope-walking douche carefully make his way between two
telephone poles. Those guys just say, “Hey man, wouldn’t it be funny if I
stapled my sack to the inside of my thigh?” Turns out, yes it would. I watched
the video of the guy skydiving from space once, but I’ve seen the Jackass movie
like seven times.
Also, I don’t see why Jackass needs
a disclaimer. Maybe it’s just how my friend’s and I are wired, but not once did
we see those movies and then decide that we needed to make our friend shove a
toy car up his ass. On the other hand, I guess if your mission was to shove a
matchbox car up your b-hole, then that seed was planted long ago and a
disclaimer before a movie isn’t going to be enough to stop you either. There
are other shows and movies that could probably have a few more disclaimers.
Like Dexter for example. It’s a great show but no matter who you are, at some
point while watching Dexter murder some human trafficker, you say to yourself,
“I think I could do that.” Thankfully my next thought was, “That seems like a
lot of work.” You’ve got to buy all this plastic, you need to stay up late, the
list goes on. The only thing between me and committing a heinous crime is my
own lethargy. Great.
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