A One-Year Thank You As Heartfelt As I'm Capable Of

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Only yesterday did I realize that it's been more than one year since I started posting my semi-coherent thoughts on the internet and I've been too busy... doing... uh... alright, in all honesty, I have no excuse. I just flat out forgot when I started this blog, and turns out it was late October in the year of our Lord, 2017.

But I wanted to thank all my friends, family, and even strangers who, while likely perusing the dark web for mail order brides, somehow stumbled upon this blog. If it got even a polite "well at least he's trying" chuckle or one of those laughs where you blow air out of your nose, I'm happy.

Here's to many more years! 

(Or at least until i get tired of blogging/podcasting.)

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